John: Sherlock, I’m ready. Give me your cock.
Sherlock: … John, while I do appreciate your affection for me and can assure you that it is reciprocated, I think this surrounding is not quite appropriate for what you have in mind. We are in public after all, and people might talk. Although, if we walk up to that corner -
John: … Your shuttlecock, Sherlock. Need I remind you that we are on a badminton court because you wanted to play?